i’m a grower not a show-er
what do this mean u might ask?
means my peepee dumb small when it’s soft but when i get hard my shit bigger than your feet
anyway
the upside to this? no one ever expects how big i get when i’m hard it’s like “dam i ain’t even notice u got a big ass dick boy”
the downside?
if i get pantsed in public i immediately have to start jacking off before i pull my pants back up in order to get hard if not everyone will think i’m packing chicken nugget when in reality im not vegan but i brought the cucumber with me
for REAL. the dynamic perspective. the slight tilt on the grimace shake. the dainty yet childish grip on the bag. the matching purple satin tie cutting through the camouflage of the obviously oversized jacket and That Expression. his mouth like that of a carved halloween pumpkin. my mother just looked into my phone and uttered “damn… gwynplaine”. yes. wow.
